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Mort by Greasy-Hyena Mort by Greasy-Hyena
"He's called Mort because he's mortifying."

Totally just picked this fine thing up for 25 bucks from a wood carver downtown. I've been fogging my window up longingly every time we drove by it for a good 2 months now. I just. Had. To have it.

And now he's mine.

Welcome to the family Mort. :heart:
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RADTEETH Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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kinda reminds me of smiledog :3 cuteness
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:icongreasy-hyena:
Greasy-Hyena Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
OMG
Maybe thats what drew me to him haha
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RADTEETH Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol
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moonvixen8 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
AMFUCKINGGAWD!!!!!!!!! YOU GOT THIS GUY?! I SAW HIM when i passed that way all the time, the first time i saw him, it was at night and i almost pissed myself, and everyone thought i was crazy until a week later i showed them! lol

:)
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:icongreasy-hyena:
Greasy-Hyena Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
HAHAHAHA YES
I enviously longed for him to sit on my porch for like a month, or however long he was out there xD
Finally stopped by and the dude sold him to me for 25 bucks. He's just...
PERFECT for a greeting dog.
I wont expect any mormons knocking on my door ;D
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moonvixen8 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lmao i bet no religions will knock on your door either xD
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Puffikins Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2012
Mort is so cute <3
OH! Crazy approves! She thinks he's adorable as well!
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:icongreasy-hyena:
Greasy-Hyena Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Really? ;w;
So putting him on our porch then!
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Puffikins Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2012
Fuck yeah! :D
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niquneqo Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2012  Student General Artist
Aww he's so cute~
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CorruptedFox Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2012
omg dat face xD
I love him :'D
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:iconoranjekyu:
Oranjekyu Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2012
Well I'm never sleeping again
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:icongreasy-hyena:
Greasy-Hyena Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL
I want him next to my bed forever
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Oranjekyu Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2012
is he friendly
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:icongreasy-hyena:
Greasy-Hyena Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
....
Yes and no
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Oranjekyu Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2012
T_T
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RIP-Joey Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol! i love him :3 would love to make some fanart of him :3
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:icongreasy-hyena:
Greasy-Hyena Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
jfkdlsaf In your style, that would be orgasmic ;A;
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RIP-Joey Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lool!!!♥
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NightpeltAtDawn Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012  Student General Artist
i dont know how to feel about this... dog? and well nothing scares me more than a creepy smile ;-;
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:icongreasy-hyena:
Greasy-Hyena Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
KEHEHE~
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Guro-Prince Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
He will forever sit on my porch and scare the Mormons away
Oh my god sorry to be a comment creeper but thats the funniest thing I've read all day lmao

Haha he's like a demented snoopy! Like...something right out of a creepy pasta!! xD
I love his smile eUe
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Greasy-Hyena Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
xDDD
omg he is a demented Snoopy.
LOL
And you're the 4th person to mention Creepy Pasta! xD
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DefectedMarionette Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012  Student Filmographer

I...
I'm honestly not sure how to feel
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:icongreasy-hyena:
Greasy-Hyena Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL
Oh my gosh xD
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:iconthespiderinthenebula:
:I.............he's glorious
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:icongreasy-hyena:
Greasy-Hyena Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
JUST FABULOUS
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Fractostratus Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
If I bought that my parents would take it behind the house and shove it in the fire pit.
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:icongreasy-hyena:
Greasy-Hyena Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It took me FOREVER to get my mom to buy it for me, she was disgusted by it all around LOL
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Fractostratus Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Well, I'm glad you finally convinced her. He's mortifyingly awesome!
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Greasy-Hyena Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I KNOW FDHKSFALDS THANKS!
I have to draw him ;_;
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Fractostratus Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I can't wait to see how he turns out! Will you be making him into an OC?
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Greasy-Hyena Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I most likely will LOL
I cant help it, he's just so perfect
He will forever sit on my porch and scare the Mormons away
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Fractostratus Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
You'll have to watch and tell me whether he manages to scare away Mormons. I live a few blocks from a church or two and I see those guys everywhere, so if he does his job I'll get something similar.
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Greasy-Hyena Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
HAHA! Oh man, that'd be sweet :'D
I wanna try my hand at wood carving sometime, if I can get my hands on a chainsaw. Maybe I can make something for you someday, something to creep out the Mormons C:
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Lokymew Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I
I can't
even
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:icongreasy-hyena:
Greasy-Hyena Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
He's beautiful and you know it
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Lokymew Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I really like his
charming smile
:'3
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